Take one Long Island housewife, add three kids, an
ex-husband from hell,
and a botoxed mother who can still wound at thirty feet
with just a look.
Stirring constantly, thrust a fledgling business into the
Add one murder, a couple of suspects, a lot of food and
one dreamy detective.
Bring to a slow simmer over low heat and then gently fold
in one disastrous bat mitzvah.
Turn up the flame slightly and add in a mafia don who is a
little too interested in our crazed housewife.
Sprinkle generously with secret ingredients.
Throw in a touch of danger and cook to perfection.
Serve to anyone needing a good laugh.