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Real Woman Trail Mix
from Too Rich And Too Thin, Not An Autobiography by Barbara DeShong
Like Goodyear accidently discovered "rubber," Real Woman Trail Mix came into being by chance as various items combined of their own free will in the bottom of my computer case.
 
Combine: 1 bottle Extra Strength Excedrin (red-coated works best), 1 can of Deluxe Mixed Nuts, 1 box of Mike & Ike's jelly candies, a handful of quarters, dimes, nickels, and pennies.
 
Now dump your mixture into your purse and shake to the bottom. Now you're ready for life. Have a headache? You have the fix. Need toll money? You're on it. Hungry on the road? You can choose salty and protein or sweet and chewy.