When the Dutch Patroon's nephew drops dead on Boston
Common, it's up to two nosy Puritans, Hetty and Creasy, to
uncork the killer in old Dutch Albany. Was it the merry
widow, the Harvard-educated Mohawk, the jilted fiancée,
the rival in land or the rival in love who doctored a dram
and poisoned the poltroon? Hetty and Creasy resort to
kidnapping and piracy on the High Hudson before the
hijinks are hindered.